web-jokes

One Liners (forgot the source, probably from codepen loading screen)

  • How do you comfort a Javascript bug? You console it.
  • What did the HTML say to the CSS? I like your style
  • The best caches are like the best hugs. Warm.
  • We would have called your functions earlier, but we were in a bind.
  • Keep friends close and formatters closer.
  • Keep the `<main>` thing the `<main>` thing.
  • Why did the programmer quit her job? She didn't get arrays.
  • Learning 3D transforms in CSS requires a little perspective.
  • What's a functional programmer's favorite animal? A lamb, duh!
  • Knock Knock! Race condition. Who's there?
  • Two CSS properties walk into a bar. A barstool in a completely different bar falls over.
  • If you want to flex your skills and go off the grid, try coding a layout with float.
  • Save your sass for CSS, everywhere else be kind.
  • If you get tired, be like an AJAX request and REST.
  • Be the developer your linter thinks you are.

Pickup lines

  • I'm the CSS to your HTML